Title: Princess Bride Redux?
Rating: T (for themes such as drunkeness, swearing, and kidnapping)
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Disclaimer: disclaimed.
Summary: Written for prompt here. Kirk is Princess Buttercup and McCoy is Wesley. Spock is Prince Humperdink. Welcome to Star Trek come Princess Bride. (I don't know either, but it's insane.) ^^

( One day, while contemplating the logic behind Spock's choice of wardrobe, Kirk was kidnapped by an insane Scottish man - who happened to be madly in love with his boat. )